Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Cell Number

Whenever I'm asked for my "cell number" I wonder if everyone else lives in jail.

This should be a tweet. Oh look, it is.

Friday, February 7, 2014

An Ode to 2014[1]

The planet on which we stand has hurtled once again around a fiery inferno of burning gases.

Let us celebrate this great testament to the achievement of modern humanity and stand idly by for yet another year and let the rock do its magic.

[1] Not actually an ode.